Little funny one about age differences in marriage.
Note: The demo is VERY rough, so here’s the lyrics!
They say you’re only as old as you feel
Well I’d say that’s not true
In my experience it seems
You’re as old as the one feeling you
But take advice my elderly friend
I’m here to tell you now
It won’t do you any good to pretend
That you’re not being cheated somehow
Stay young through exercise
Keep it up with the spouse
Though you might just realise
That all they want is the house
As you’re clutching at your heart
You may just figure
That the one you thought so smart
Was really a gold-digger
At the funeral they’ll say
How it’s all so sad
That ever since they came your way
You’d been the happiest you ever had
There’s no poison, no weaponry
Like the blade of a knife
There’s nothing there for them all to see
Just your grieving husband or wife
Hey, this one’s fun! I love the house line particularly.